Why are you crying?!

Me: Why are you crying?
Kid: Because he took the balloon I didn't want! 😭
Me: You're upset because your brother took a balloon from you that you did NOT want? 😕
Kid: Yes! 😥
Me: 😵
I can't make this up...

Longest day definition

Phil: Do you know what the longest day is?
Me: I dunno, June 21st?
Phil: No, a day your wife is mad at you.
LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!
Ba dum dum (drum beat).

At least they're hydrated!

Both boys peed on my bed today, LOL! I don't know why that made me laugh but at least I know they are both well hydrated! =0)

Oh boy...

In todays episode of, "Is that poop or chocolate?": The boys are in the bathtub 🛀 and I hear Jackson say, "Hey guys, do you smell that?" Then they all laugh. Oh boy! #CloroxMoments #IHopeThatsChocolate #IHopeThatsChocolateBlog #LifeWithBoys

Seriously?!

This sentence actually came out of my mouth today: "Okay, who peed out the window?!" File that under questions I never thought I would have to ask!

Choose Joy, 

Sonia